G.romtic Flower Open Back Lace Panty Review

So I got these because they were cheap and I wanted to try and see if I could squeeze into them. Long story short, the answer is no, no I cannot..lol but it was worth a shot. Not fitting me aside they are actually super cute and really well made. I was hoping they would have a bit more stretch but they don't, they do have some though. The applique on back is a super cute detail to be above the behind area. I wouldn't call these crotchless though, they are, what is a nice way that amazon will like, "bottom"less. Your hooha is covered with the panties but your badonkadonk is not. I can't fault them for not fitting me, I knew I was taking a chance. They are still really nice undies if you are really tiny. The fabric is very soft, they would probably be comfortable.

Read More

Utimi Women's Sexy Lingerie Review

This lingerie is gorgeous! Bonus is makes the prefect gift because of the way it is packaged. The box is so pretty and it is just a great way to open up something so delicate and pretty. The lace is so detailed and I love the design and cut of it. Definitely follow their size chart in the pictures though, it is very important because they are standard US sizes. It fit just like I expected and it so nice and my husband loves it! Great quality and I would highly recommend it!!

Read More

Louviva Handheld Massage Stick Review

*This was written by my friend because I bought it for her so she will be reviewing it, Her name is B.D. to protect her anonymity)
I was less then pleased with this toy. The toy is very lightweight but does not have a good amount of power. It's nice that it has the different vibration settings but they are nothing special or powerful. I would compare the vibrations to a cell phone vibrate. Nothing powerful or enjoyable about it. The only good thing about this toy is that it is rechargeable and came with a charging cord. Though the cord is short and the toy takes forever to charge. Overall this is not a product I would suggest to anyone. It's a mediocre toy and just did not preform how I was hoping it would after so many good reviews. I would give it 2 out of 5 stars and that's a stretch.

Read More

PhiloToys 12 Modes Female Silicone Bullet Review

This is a fun toy! First off it has 12 speeds, 12 speeds ya'll, how crazy is that! It is very comfortable and easy to use. I love having the remote separate from the toy, it makes it easier to use and better for a couple! The toy is very pleasurable and high quality! The silicone is soft and flexible and feels really good to the touch! Many ways to play with it.

Read More

PhiloToys Wand Massager Review

This little sucker is POWERFUL! Like crazy powerful and I can't figure out how to turn the vibration down at all..I mean it is great to a certain point and then well it gets to be too much! It's a smaller size and very comfortable to hold and use. So it's crazy strong and also very loud, this is definitely not a discrete toy. If you use it people will know! It has multiple settings and is rechargeable which is nice because batteries are killer to toys. You store it nicely in it's little purple pouch. Nice toy for some but was waay too powerful for me personally but it can be fun for solo play or with your partner.

Read More

GSPY Vibrating G Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review

Oh. My. Goodness!! This is a really amazing toy, I can't even explain the pleasure it gives off. The circumference of the shaft is so lifelike and the vibrating is sooo heavenly, this makes for great play with and without my husband!! By far one of my favorite toys ever!!! *Identical to this toy in pink, this one is just purple*

Read More

3D Virgin Butt Review

This may be one of the coolest toys I have gotten for the husband! I have to say it really is a pleasure to slap it's cheeks..no judgment right? ;) So it has two holes, one for the "back" and one for the "front" (bare with me while I make this review as pg as possible for Amazon, yes I know it is a sex toy, they still get cranky) They are both textured so that is nice and fun! So now it's called "virgin" but it's not any tighter than other male masterbators. That being said he still said it felt good, better than others we had gotten. I got to play with this with my husband which was quite fun, it is pretty heavy, I'm thinking it may be more useful on a table top of sorts and kind of thrust into that way instead of how we used it, with him on his back and me pulling it up and down..with lube it gets quite slippery and easy to lose your gripping but still super fun. I have to say it was kinda a pain to clean just because you can't just turn it inside out so it can take awhile to dry out but again it was still fun. Bonus having the two holes if you can put a vibrator in the other one and it just takes it to a whole new level. We thought it was a blast! Totally recommend it!!

Read More

Black Bombshell Lingerie Review

I was really excited about this..I was nervous about being a fluffy girl, especially since it's all "one size", so it's mostly my fault thus the reason I gave it 4 stars, but I need to say, it did not fit, no way no how. HOWEVER I love it and want to keep it for the hopeful future. It does have some stretch to it and elasticity so it's nice and should hug you if you are on the smaller size it should still fit you comfortably, however I really couldn't say a precise size it goes up to, I'm thinking a 10 or 12 tops...I love the style of it, it's super cute, the lace detailing at the top and along the bottom is really cute and it seems to be made well. I would assume it's comfortable, just from putting my arms in. The peekaboo back is always fun. I would recommend this if you think you can fit it. I probably shouldn't have knowing my size but I just so desperately wanted it to work.

Read More

MOJOY Multi 7 Frequency USB Rechargeable Silicone Dildo Review

Woah, now I have tried a bunch of toys and I've kind figured out my preferences and let me say this one is definitely in my top 5 favorites!! I love the thickness of the shaft and the "realistic" look provides extra fun with all the ridges. I am not usually a "bunny" toy girl but this one is something different. It is so powerful and has so many wonderful modes! You can feel it throughout the whole thing which is a step above a ton of toys since they usually only use a dinky bullet. This one is amazing! Another fun feature I really liked what that the shaft is very flexible without it being awkward or stiff. My husband and I had a lot of fun playing with it and it came at the perfect time since he had just gotten a vasectomy the day before so he wanted to make sure I was still satisfied sexually and boy was I! This was a lot of fun and will come in handy when he goes on deployments! Highly recommend!!

Read More

SHEQU 6.7'' Sucking Base Dong With Balls Review

Really fun toy! Now I used to work in a sex shop and have a pretty nice size collection (if I do say so myself) but I always love trying new ones and this is a great step up from a beginner dildo. The suction can be a lot of fun and stuck to a glass shower enclosure, or a mirror on the ground is actually quite fun too. This is a good size, not too small but not too big. The balls act a great handle when not using the suction cup. I'm pleased with it, it seems really well made and high quality, I recommend it! I'm glad I got this at a discount in exchange for my honest review.

Read More

Utimi 7.8 Inch Transparent Medical Liquid Silicone Dildo with Suction Base Review

Now aside from this being a really good size dildo let's talk about the packaging!! It says it is good for different temperatures like " Finally! A dildo that can keep up with my fiery hot lady bits! I can't imagine a situation where it would ever get that hot. Haha" is just one thing that came to mind. The box literally shows it on fire!! lol It's awesome, now have I tried lighting it on fire, no, why you may ask? Because I actually really like it and I don't have a reason to set a gorgeous fun toy like this on fire and potentially ruin it! But joking aside..I love the look, the transparent is actually pretty cool and definitely sets it apart from the normal flesh color ones and even the bright funky colored ones! It;s a big boy and feels really amazing when using it. The balls give you a nice handle to move it in and out! It also has a suction cup so you can stick it to whatever it sticks to (like a glass shower wall or a mirror or tile maybe) and get your rocks off and get a work out in. 5 stars for sure and two thumbs up!! I am so glad I was able to get this at a discount in exchange for my honest review!

Read More

MOJOY Multi 7 Frequency Silicone Rabbit G-Spot Vibrator Review

So I have to say that I have a ton of toys, like a lot..I used to work in a sex shop so I love trying new things. Now to be honest these "rabbit" ones aren't my favorite but I liked the design of this one so I was intrigued and had to try it. Well one thing that I really liked that sets it apart from other ones is having two vibrators in it. One in the clitoral simulator and one in the shaft for your g spot!! That makes a big difference!! I really enjoy how soft and flexible the material is and it's really easy to grip and use when pleasuring yourself (or someone else if that is your thing). It has 7 different frequencies and is waterproof which makes wet fun possible. It is fun and definitely pleasurable so it earned 5 stars from me for sure and I'm so glad I was able to get it at a discount in exchange for my honest review.

Read More

Utimi Silicone Prostate or G-spot Stimulation Anal Plug Review

So, I have a ton of toys, and actually a lot from Utimi because I know they are really well made and very high quality. Well this one is no different. The quality of it is great and you know it will last a long time. Now this is a toy unlike any other I have. It's kinda squishy and bendy and to me is almost like a vaginal butt plug lol I hope that makes sense, like it feels really good being inside without moving it in and out and maybe giving yourself some clitoral stimulation while playing with it. Very pleasurable that way. Not exactly sure how it is supposed to be used but hey, it works my way so, yeah. It's a great size and fun for by yourself or with a partner and both male and female! So glad I was able to get it at a discount in exchange for my honest review! Okay so I buy a lot without reading and I just went back and read and I guess it is advertised as an anal plug but man, I'm an anal newbie and it's too big to go in me that way lol I will stick to stimulating my g spot with it!

Read More

Akstore Small Super Steel Anal Butt

Really pretty and well made butt plug. I do have to say that I got this at a discount in exchange for my honest review, also this is an adult themed item and my review will include some adult content. Anywho, so I saw this online and have been starting to experiment more with anal with my husband and other toys and I am enjoying more of just having something in there rather than moving in and out so I figured a plug would be fun and it is..now this is a little bigger than I expected but with the bullet kind of design it makes it much easier to put in and stays safely inside and is really fun!! Use lots of lube and you are surely in for a good time. The jewel is really pretty too and makes it not just a fun and functional toy but also a pretty one and nice to look at! It is a really nice quality and we are impressed and really happy with it!! I highly recommend it!

Read More